Another comic I started last night. This one is basically about what it was like being African American in high school, minus the supernatural transformation at the end.
This is awesome.
This is perfect
I’m not sure what the humor in this post is
this is a poetry blog first and for most. if you want humor imagine a doctor saying to you “take two of these and see me in the morning” and then they hand you two eyeballs. you eat the eyeballs and you feel better, but you still can’t see. instead of a baseball umpire it’s a baseball vampire and he’s not even trying to hide it. a raccoon knocks over a trashcan and a man cries out "i’ll have what SHE’S having!". when people say they learned something through osmosis, they’re talking about osmosis jones. kenny rogers doing waka flaka flame adlibs. You’re listening to WPDG The PigDog and that was “She Had Talons for Feet” by Bobby Bones. two pekingese dogs named Drama and Scandal. two more pekingese dogs named HBO and Showtime. a python swallowing a tickle me elmo whole, feet first, and the damn thing is still going off inside.
Twin Peaks: Episode 13 (AKA Demons) - Lesli Linka Glatter - 1990
obviously if you tweet something like this i’m gonna waste a good half hour making it
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